year end hoohah

Last Book Read: American Gods by Neil Gaiman (well, audiobook...last
one READ was the Fray
graphic novel by Joss Whedon)

Last Live Music Show Seen: oh my...geez....um...having been
going out much this year I guess...Sob Sisters at Josh and Rebecca's wedding

Last CD Purchased: The Best of Young MC (and a Bob Newhart standup anthology)

Last Thing Cooked: Does making a bucket of Peppermintinis count? Um, linguini
with garlic and tuna

Last New Thing Eaten: Steak tips nuked while Frankenstein drooled

Last Thing Bought: Other than household stuff, the Twin Peaks box set

Last Gift Received: A "Ghouls Gone Wild" cd mix from Clinton with
a muy disturbing picture on the front.

Last Piece of Clothing Bought or Received as a Gift: Gorgeous clearance items
at Marshalls like ornate victorian looking skirts, corset covers, and some
practical shoes from work

Last Embarrassing Experience: I tend to block these out....oh, near-warddbrobe
malfunction at Yuletide thunder. The girls just can't be contained

Last Totally New Experience: The slow creeping horror of sitting through the
entire R.Kelly "Trapped in Closet" opus. I have found something far
more deadly than Vogon Poetry and I stil can't get my brain around it.

Last Foreign Country Visited, if any: See the alternate universe of complete
and utter wrongness that R.Kelly has, through accident or design, rendered
unto us

Last Movie Seen: Girl
Boss Guerilla from the Pinky Violence Box Set (which
is now my favorite thing and will influence my style choices and fighting tecniques
of the new year in ways you can't even imagine....)

Last Big Achievement: My perfect double sidewalk slam at the Yuletide
Thunder show ...over 265 pounds of lifting and I didn't break a sweat

Things that made me happy this year:: The Calamari Wrestler,
my Batman MAG game, Twin Peaks and introducing Mark to it, Pinky Violence,
UFC, Beauty Shop, my wrestling league and the fabulous ladies that risk life
and limb to do it with me, Frankenstein and crazy ball, 3d, Boondocks, Venture
Brothers, little bits of fame, Vito's House of Hooch and Pharmaceuticals, Batman
Begins, the boy and the dog, career advancement, the folks we befriended in
Salem and Providence, Harry Potter, the van , purchasing power, my highwayman
coat, Black Cat Burlesque rocking the Festival of the Dead in Salem, healing
the ankle, my white hairs, Spadyssey
and the greatest deep tissue massage EVER, Paranoia Agent, rediscovering
old hip hop and giving new stuff a chance, my new impromptu profanity "Mother
of Fuck", American Gods, Dark Tower, Hoodtown, Ghoul
a Go Go, the
Ghastly Ones , my boss quitting, gadgets , Law and Order (much to my surprise),
being Lady
Nerd of the Month in Sync magazine , my legitimate theater debut in Vagina
Monologues, the Black and Decker Scum Buster, ADD Cocktails, Brando
Old Time Classic Radio , New York Burlesquefest, TNA, my little teenage
gang deb Angela getting her NYC fashion writer job, blowing bubbles in with
my family, Mark and my dog this summer,

Things that didn't: Bush, Katrina, R.Kelly, my lack of organization
(again), not having enough time for all my finest friends and family, broken
bones, insecurity, the van, spyware, my endurance, Cthullu, lack of hairdressing,
lack of space, exhaustion, illness, the Halloween fever, the potential of Clinton
leaving town and the Coolidge, the Hitchhiker's movie, beeyotches and ass sniffers,
commitment procrastination, debt, delayed paperwork, red tape, my health, Eddie
Guerrero's death, my inability to do some major life necessitites, still not
being able to do a goddamn split or cartwheel.

Looking forward to in 2006: My promotion, La Gata Negra world
domination,
Los
Campeones del la Lucha Libre by the FWAK folks
, classes at the Boneyard and
learning Brazilian Ju Jitsu, seeing Dolemite
LIVE at the Coolidge screening of Human Tornado with special guest Rudy
Ray Moore (he actually had Couveiser in his rider!!) , the potential of getting
Clinton to move to Providence, training a new wrestler or two, a new mattress,
maybe a PSP, paying off my car, moving to Salem(?), getting to know other geek
girls , J. Cannibals Feast
of the Flesh Zombie show with our zombie wrestling
match, spine alignment, the Impala, Mark's teaching assignment at Mass Art.
Trips? Tours? A spa trip with Angela? Cures and organizational coaches.Inventions
and provisional patents. The end of debt.Getting a DVR. Decorating a room like
the go-go club in Delinquent
Girl Boss. Another spookshow.