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Revolution
The word is like a revolver on a sunlit windowsill
It is one of the few words that sets my heart on fire
Girl
Also sets my heart on fire
Girl and Revolution
Revolution and Girl



I am 12 years old and I intend to stay that way

From "Sunday Sermon" by Andre Codrescu

"If you trust in yourself...and believe in your dreams....and follow your star.....you'lll still get beaten by people who spend their time working hard learning things and weren't so lazy."
Terry Pratchett
The Wee Free Men

Miss Firecracker is no more. Long reign DEVILICIA!.
I like things that go bump in the night...wait...I go bump in the night!
I am the mad scientist and resident ghoul girl behind Black Cat Burlesque and
La Gata Negra wrestling (http://groups.yahoo.com/groups/blackcatburlesque or
www.blackcatburlesque.com) along with my favorite monster man, Mister Reusch
(www.misterreusch.com) and the wicked antics of Mary Widow and J. Cannibal. My hobby is forgetting names and phone numbers. My idea
of a good time is spending the day in bed watching monster movies (go Toho!)
while eating Wing It! wings and ice cream and cuddling with wacky pets and a
cute artist boy. I keep meaning to secede from the nation, but I'm too often distracted with throwing giant horror spectacles
and incurring hideous amounts of debt. I am the laziest busy person you will ever meet.

Stuff I Love: It's all about a boy and his dog these days. Blood, Gore and not taking it all so seriously. Lists, surveys and Halloween. Hamming it up, photo ops, absurdity, fake hair, animal suits, reckless flirtation, and the feminine form (all of 'em). Morgues, casket rooms, hearses and passive revenge. Friends who say what they mean. Being Angela's Go-Go mama. Vintage erotica, genuinely tough dames and old men's mags. Costumes, wearing masks, tomfoolery and ear wax removal. Wrasslin,
shimmying and cutting a rug. Pawtucket, sacred land of dollar stores, thrift
shops, discount outlets, drive thru liquor stores and hot weiners. I'm awful
fond of my rack. Cartoons. I enjoy cable immensely. Health and dental
insurance. I think HOV lanes are a joke but zipper trucks are just about the
coolest thing; I'm still fascinated by the pneumatic delivery tubes at drive
thru banks. Drive Thru Anythings are one of the few things that make me damn
proud to be an american. I think Steve and Terri Irwin have the world's most
perfect marriage. NPR, puppy snores, custom porn, coffee (well, caffeine, really)lingerie, corsetry and go-go
boots. Sleeping, honey roasted chex mix, psychopharmeceuticals, ADD, midnight bursts of manic creativity, Bananas Foster Haagen Daaz and averaging
twice a day. Scooters, gadgets and GPS. People who put themselves out
there. David Cross and Jack Black. Fixing things.

Stuff I Hate: Bush, the seeming inability of the democratic party
to get their shit together and the two-party political system. Catty women, cowards, the
willfully stupid, the two-faced (unless it's King Ghidora, and he has 3). My
inability to focus, synaptic misfires and bar-flying. People who whine and complain but never do anything to change what it they protest so vehemently. Designer labels (paying extra money to give free advertising
to some sweat shop impressario is just silly), ADD, panic, red tape, city government, blind idealism, my credit history and
the work-sleep-eat-die ethic. The Bored and Insecure are the true enemy. Routine.

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